The Birth of Muffin Man

In the beginning was the word, and the word wasn't with God, but was with a man, but it wasn't yet the man.... This man was starting a new life, he had left the world he had known for the last two years to come back to a life that he had left behind. But, he had changed, and he could no longer live the life that he had left. He would have to start a new life, a new adventure. However, he did not know how to begin. Right away he was thrown into college, hopefully to find himself; where he needed to be and what he needed to do with his life. And so he began his new life on this path that seemed to open itself to him. This path led him to a lost friend that he once knew from his life before, a man Regan. They weren't that great of friends before, in fact, they didn't even really like each other,  but notwithstanding, they were both starting over. They journeyed together, and found themselves at a door. When it opened, they found that inside there was a new group of friends; five young women, brought together as roommates and friends. Victoria, Emily, Bianca, Kaitlyn and Lala. They were just what the man needed. They created his identity. One day, as the man went to visit his new friends, they saw that he had the word with him. In fact it was behind him the whole time, on his shirt. It said, "muffin". And so from that day forward, they would call him by a new name, Muffin. And so, the word became the man. I am Muffin and these are my adventures,  the Adventures of Muffin Man.